How To Be A Master Procrastinator

30 Հնս % Yթ.-ին
723 858 Դիտումներ

The first 1000 who click the link wiIl get 2 months of Skillshare Premium for FREE
The next chapter of the barnacle skkum guide! I've had this idea for 2 years but I never pulled through with it because I thought I needed to procrastinate on it... I actually did EXACTLY what the video entailed while in the process of making it... Especially the do-nothing into sprintin...
Subscribe you barnacle! ►
►PATREON: (discord in here)
►TWITTER: (send fanart here)
►INSTAGRAM: (live stories here)
Gendo Ikari:
Rauchus by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (
Whatdafunk by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (
Call to Adventure - Comedy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (

  • I wanted to finish this video but I'll finish it tomorrow

    Cursed ZenitsuCursed Zenitsu2 ժամ առաջ
  • My inspiration is finding out that the assignment is due is 30 min

    AKA FlixAKA Flix11 ժամ առաջ
  • I'm a 14 year old and everyone lost fath in me 5 years ago

    youonkazooyouonkazoo15 ժամ առաջ
  • I made it! I finally finished this comment! Wait it's already 2021?

    SCP-079 AFineComputerSCP-079 AFineComputer21 ժամ առաջ
  • Me who searched this video and then an ad that says "if you're watching this, you're probably procrastinating"

    rikurikuՕր առաջ
  • I have a biology paper due in 2 hours, what am I doing here?

    Maybe SadieMaybe SadieՕր առաջ
  • Huhh I am a master procrastinator and have been for almost 2 years.

    MokonaMokonaՕր առաջ
  • top 10 life saving tips

    makesumakesuՕր առաջ
  • Hah, weakling, it’s 1 day before the exam and i haven’t studied

    BlxxneBlxxneՕր առաջ
  • Whenever I feel lazy or uninspired I watch this video

    S p a c e D o g g oS p a c e D o g g o2 օր առաջ
  • I click on the vid and an ad pop up about not procrastinating fshdbvkcsldib5847hdfy48gb3qb

    Mia RiossMia Rioss2 օր առաջ
  • I'm supposed to be finishing my homework . . . but hey, the deadlines 'til later

    YukiReiQwQYukiReiQwQ3 օր առաջ
  • This explains his schedule

    Andrew SantiagoAndrew Santiago3 օր առաջ
  • As a procrastinator, I can relate *heavily* to this.

    Christopher MartinezChristopher Martinez3 օր առաջ
  • ok ok ill watch the video in a sec!

    Max ScribblezMax Scribblez3 օր առաջ
  • me who has an assignment due tommorow:

    Blaise RequinaBlaise Requina3 օր առաջ
  • me honestly

    Jazzy bJazzy b4 օր առաջ
  • I was born a master of procrastination ( I bypass homework like it is not even a priority )

    Ethan GrahamEthan Graham4 օր առաջ
  • 'we're just procrastinating death.' That hit hard Daidus.

    kyl0blu3kyl0blu34 օր առաջ
  • This is just small procrastination ,it has just 12 minutes. Lets get another video.

    Bing the MonohornBing the Monohorn4 օր առաջ
  • I've reached a level where I also procrastinate peeing.

    iamLucidityiamLucidity4 օր առաջ
  • me: ._. my brain: write that down! write that down!

    Vince BrilloVince Brillo4 օր առաջ
  • eh ill finish watching this some other time

    McCr1zzleMcCr1zzle5 օր առաջ
  • Dear Daidus, Thank you for these wonderful guides on becoming a terrible, non-functioning member of society. I've spent literal years wondering how to make myself worse for everyone else to be around and fail in the future, and these videos helped me figure that out. Since I first watched this 6 months ago my grades have gone down and I've thrown away many passion projects as well as half-hazardly shat out 5 paragraph essays on various topics getting an extremely average grade. I truly do love your content and I want to thank you for making me a truly awful disgusting person. Have a good one. Sincerely, Ville

    VilleVille5 օր առաջ
  • I'm a procrastinator?

    Shelliemuncher sShelliemuncher s5 օր առաջ
  • The publicity I had on this video was about a coach who'll help you stop procrastinating and be productive

    Amalie DupuisAmalie Dupuis5 օր առաջ
  • i'll try this guide tomorrow.

    clariffeyeclariffeye5 օր առաջ
  • i should be working rn

    Crystalmoon LgdcCrystalmoon Lgdc5 օր առաջ
  • I love how your videos have SO Many Pop Culture and anime references in them.

    Damien LittleDamien Little5 օր առաջ
  • I actually stopped procastinating after watching this

    BerryBerry5 օր առաջ
  • While watching this video on how to be a master procrastinator, the second ad was on procrastination 🤣🤣🤣

    Falling SkiesFalling Skies6 օր առաջ
  • *opens video, stops it and starts reading the comments*

    LucaLuca6 օր առաջ
  • 0:10 wrong

    Big BirdBig Bird6 օր առաջ
  • WOW!!! I actually am good at *something!* _I'm a Master Procrastinator!_

    Isabella BeckettIsabella Beckett6 օր առաջ
  • this is why i don't like group projects and always do individual work... this literally sums up my whole life im tearing up for some reason xD this cuts deep im so useless.... ;v; even to my friends...

    lychee luvvlychee luvv7 օր առաջ
  • im a master procrastinator cause i dont do my homework till its one day till i pass it and i finish it in time everytime

    almer playsalmer plays7 օր առաջ
  • Goddamn it the ad got me! I can't procrastinate anymore. *Proceed to keep procrastinating*

    văn phú phùngvăn phú phùng7 օր առաջ
  • (TLDR: I am the ultra instinct level procrastinator) I was good with the video then you started going tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow and then you said check the fridge at least a couple times an hour this is when I realized I am basically the ultra instinct level procrastinator. I check the fridge at least 3 times every 20 minutes for no reason and then I think i should get some work done that is due in a week. Then I open up the document and go to listen to music but get side tracked by watching youtube videos for 6 hours and repeat it every day for the next week until the day it is due and then I think to myself hmm what should i do. ah ha i will tell the teacher i finished it and will send it to them when i get home because i did it on a notepad instead of google docs but when i get home i will keep forgetting to do it until it is the end of the term/ semester or what ever different people call it.

    Aiden DoyleAiden Doyle7 օր առաջ
  • Im both a workaholic and a procrastinator.....

    Kyuti ChatKyuti Chat7 օր առաջ
  • i feel like this mocking me lol

    Marcy AbadeerMarcy Abadeer8 օր առաջ
  • People hate too much NTR I need to make a video on a y n t r is on preashea

    CVA TV Bizarre AdventureCVA TV Bizarre Adventure9 օր առաջ
  • but what if i procrastinate on procrastination am i still a procrastinator or am i a decent human being hmm 🤔

    NoobyNooby10 օր առաջ
  • 5:00 don't call me out like this diadus!!

    joe clarkjoe clark10 օր առաջ
  • I have been trying to write a book forever. I haven’t added a single word to the book in nearly two months. Am I a master yet?

    FinchFinch10 օր առաջ
  • I comprastinate a lot but the fear of deadlines compels me to rush over to my computer and get on that game cause i need to get that *L i m i t e d I t e m* before the event ends. then once the event ends i have just 2867 hours left till the next one. a new event appears with a limited item, and the cycle repeats once more.

    Logan LatiosLogan Latios10 օր առաջ
  • I used this guide today when I waited until thirty minutes before my class started to make my project that we've had two weeks to work on

    Melanie SnyderMelanie Snyder10 օր առաջ
  • I'm on a good way too become a master.

    Timeless FoxTimeless Fox10 օր առաջ
  • the only skill you already know even you don't learn

    Nutsiri MaunjitNutsiri Maunjit10 օր առաջ
  • So i was watching this without volume and when it got to 3:18 I didn’t know what was going on but I saw pictures of people next to each other so I’m like: oh ok these must be ships or something and then I saw Ash and Pikachu...

    WalrusArfWalrusArf10 օր առաջ
  • Stumbled onto this video... Seems that I've been doing this for 15yrs now :)

    EnderPearlz 127EnderPearlz 12710 օր առաջ
  • I procrastrinated so hard, i watched this video 6 months after posted online. Bcs IT was on my watch later list.

    Adrian CatherAdrian Cather11 օր առաջ
  • when you've already reached 7:43 .......

    coffee and insanitycoffee and insanity11 օր առաջ
  • I do my math homework hours before it’s due

    Gabriel GillumGabriel Gillum12 օր առաջ
  • Just described my life in 12 minutes

    me_LiKKeEee_DoG mmmme_LiKKeEee_DoG mmm12 օր առաջ
  • 8:15 The story of my life

    Monica NovoaMonica Novoa13 օր առաջ
  • I can now improve my already decent skills

    Marios PhilippouMarios Philippou13 օր առաջ
  • This sounds kinda like my dad for some reason...

    Thunder WookieThunder Wookie13 օր առաջ
  • firebirdphoenix1234

    Chungus HumongusChungus Humongus14 օր առաջ
  • I did some of this before the video so now I truly am a master >:D

    Get NoobedGet Noobed14 օր առաջ
  • 11:15 Damn bruh, didn't know you were in an anime

    Akira HunterAkira Hunter14 օր առաջ
  • bro... im literally in the seventh grade and have already mastered every one of these steps......... im not ok. ;---;

    Goth MothGoth Moth14 օր առաջ
  • Well it turns out I was a super legendary master procrastinator and I dident even know it

    coro _63coro _6314 օր առաջ
  • I thought I was a master procrastinator then I watched this video and now I’m a god at it lol 😂

    Mm NinjaMm Ninja15 օր առաջ
  • I already do this

    sunnysnowleopedsunnysnowleoped15 օր առաջ
  • Welp my teacher sent this video to me again... it’s vacation but I have a lot of homework due in 29 minutes... I have a good excuse so it’s fine though

    「エシア」Asiha-Chan「エシア」Asiha-Chan16 օր առաջ
  • For me it’s already due and I’m still here watching AMwine

    Lowkey dardarLowkey dardar16 օր առաջ
  • I am master procrastinator

    Nobody NobodyNobody Nobody16 օր առաջ
  • Bruh bad guide you can’t rush over multiple days you do it in the last hour before it’s due

    The weird oneThe weird one17 օր առաջ
  • i am a legend procrastiantor

    AkmxAkmx17 օր առաջ
  • He's becoming Meet Arnold

    Julius CacharoJulius Cacharo17 օր առաջ
  • this got dark...but completely true

    VrygonVrygon17 օր առաջ
  • this has been in my watch later for 5 months so i guess i'll go ahead and watch it now.

    General DisarrayGeneral Disarray18 օր առաջ
  • I never feel the lying stage Do I have feelings

    lone wolflone wolf18 օր առաջ
  • He was way too accurate 😅😵

  • umaruu cards thing is that her image is perfect and then she has all the time to procrastinate about idk.. not making lunch?

    Gamer64Gamer6419 օր առաջ
  • This is so fun...

    Siruna AsiriSiruna Asiri19 օր առաջ
  • My unit essay for english with 2000 words is due tomorrow ,do tommorow

    aidan MacIveraidan MacIver19 օր առաջ
  • BOI IVE MASTERED THE ARTS OF PROCATANATING JITSU I no shit sent things that take 5 hours and send them at 7am U do the math

  • Im a master procrastinator, and I didn't need this video to become one and Ill prove it and edit this comment tomorrow

    Sean, not Shawn or Shaun _Sean, not Shawn or Shaun _19 օր առաջ
  • Me who said tomorrow ;-;

    alpha 25alpha 2520 օր առաջ
  • well who would have guessed that im already a master,,,

    bella.bella.20 օր առաջ
  • Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow... NOW! - wait the weather is bad THIS IS SO ACCURATE I AM IN PHYSICAL PAIN END MY SUFFERING

    NinatNinat20 օր առաջ

    NinatNinat20 օր առաջ
  • look like I have been a Master Procrastinator for all along

    lonelyonelonelyone20 օր առաջ
  • i relate to this on a personal level

    Misaki MiyazakiMisaki Miyazaki20 օր առաջ
  • When I comment this This video has 69k likes And 696k views.

    Just Some Ugly DrawingJust Some Ugly Drawing21 օր առաջ
  • When he say "Tomorrow" I felt that.

    Just Some Ugly DrawingJust Some Ugly Drawing21 օր առաջ
  • Thank you. You inspired me to make my own channel.

    Evening sketchesEvening sketches21 օր առաջ
  • I got my grades down to 49 and I’m proud of it

    NyxabiNyxabi21 օր առաջ
  • This video is useless I'm already a master

    Mo TodorokiMo Todoroki21 օր առաջ
  • M

    altaextreamealtaextreame21 օր առաջ
  • As a workaholic, watching this have me anxiety 😂

    JessayeJessaye21 օր առաջ
  • lol i was gonna watch this to help me focus on a project and now i wasted 12 minuts xD i gosh my yt is basically gonna be dead by the time i finish doing a simple test for a bigger project TvT rip i only have like 10 days left TVT

    *BubbleGumLie**BubbleGumLie*21 օր առաջ
  • hmmmm so all I have to do is make my goal dieing and then I will be a master procrastinator for many years (i hope)

    JolteadeJolteade21 օր առաջ
  • I think I will get kicked out of my school for not doing anything

    toast wizardtoast wizard22 օր առաջ
  • True masters also have a planning, before you go sleep or play, you get to have a plan, so you can hack your brain to let it rest easy.

    Frederic BeaulieuFrederic Beaulieu22 օր առաջ
  • W + Y

    SPACE 2.0SPACE 2.022 օր առաջ
  • I like how he use umura Chan for the cards 6:10

    Alejandro PonceAlejandro Ponce22 օր առաջ
  • Soo do u procrastinate utube

    Padder555 555Padder555 55522 օր առաջ
  • My life în a nutshel

    nicolae pavlovnicolae pavlov23 օր առաջ