How To Sleep In Class Like A Professional (High School/College Edition)
Master Procrastinator here, teaching you the ways of the Woke Koala. The third chapter of the Barnacle S. Guide.
Why isn't the koala a real bear?
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He doesn't have the right koalifications HAHAHA
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Im one of the smart kids kinda, so I do the work when the teacher is explaining it since that it's mostly recap so I can sleep when people are working since they're quite. Maybe a helpful tip for the barnacles scum just do the work early so you can sleep more
"it's just a joke, I'm just talking about myself" Literally everyone ik is like this (including me)
Maybe a little bit luck based. But the front line all the way to the right or left is also a great spot to not be seen (depends on the teacher).
I remember sleeping the entire school day once and when my friends woke me up and told me that school ended I was legit confused for a few minutes cause I hadn't woken up once not even in the break time or by a teacher waking me up
I loved in high school when a teacher would give you work to do and then afterwards they deadass don't care what you do. Just quickly do your work and KNOCK OUT! If you had a free period then it was harder to get in your naps. Either you found a chill teacher who would let you sleep in the empty classroom while they did their own work or you went to the library, put a book on your lap, then KNOCK OUT! Because the librarian didn't want anyone sleeping in there. And then the same thing went for study periods. I don't get why they didn't let us sleep during that time. They were being trash for no reason.
I'd use this tips in my high-school, but I can't because we have to move to a different classroom every single class we have :,,,)
dude this was funny but same tho i was sleeping tho 80% classes :) (apart from english class)
My friends think im always high because of how much ive followed the "be woke" section
I sleep threw the 2 first lessons every day while sitting at the front row.
I have falled asleep in school like 50 times without teacher noticing
5:08 what is the song called?
Meanwhile me sleeping with my eyes open......pathetic
You scrub. I was filowing these steps since middle school. Eventuality with enough time your brain pretty much stays half way on. By that im asleep everyday all day but i end up knowing the info when required. Needless to say i was always honor roll
You know what helps me, I can sleep with my friggen eyes open now that confuses the teachers
dude ive had my third eye forever thought yes i have been caught sometimes in the past but that was the past and it works even when ur not in school i could be watch ddlc walkthrough bc im to lazy to restart the game after not picking the right words that natsuki likes i just watch a walkthrough but when someone other than my sisters door starts opening(my sister is pretty cool with me just staying up all night) but when anyone other than my sisters door opening i immedieetly turn on computer teleport on couch get blanket (just lay down) to make it look like im just sleeping downstairs and how you may ask do i know if its my sister opening her door its bc i have memerized every single doors sound in my household me and my sisters door is really squeaky and hasnt been oiled in years but my brothers and moms door is a little quiet so i have a third ear too
i saw the timer on the microwave
I watch this video when I have troubles sleeping I don’t know it makes me really sleeepyyyy
I'd love to sleep but I just don't want to get embarrased if I do sleep-- Cause. STUDENTS ARE MEAN. AND THE LAUGH IF THEY SEE U SLEEPIN' I share story from long ago here BECAUSE I CAN >>>>>:( I once came back really late from a weekend trip And I didn't sleep very well (This was long ago so I couldn't survive without sleeping like now) So I was on class- ON THE FRONT SEAT- And the teachers were switching to teach us something different So I rest a bit on my desk- I made the wrong decision of closing my GODDAMN EYES Then I woke up because of my teacher and she asked me why was I sleeping I told her I wasn't- Then she did the "Then what did I say" move.. I saw the blackboard. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE F*CK SHE TEACHED. F*CKING STUDENTS LAUGHED
"If you're following this guide, you probably don't have the best grades?" Me, a straight A student who's writing an original story but doesn't understand how people sleep in class and needs a reference: 👁️👄👁️💧
8:50 was just my math teacher like literally everytime i close my eyes up to like 2 sec shes looking at me and then she does that *teachers pose*
In high school I would sleep a lot in class. And teachers be yelling. I always thought it was smart to be all, “the says I have to be here, not that I have to care” needless to say I am a carpenter now. So I guess the school got the last laugh
Took me a while to figure it out 👌I’m finally good at it with A little more than average grades 😂
XD
Can relate🤣🤣
There was one time I jolted myself awake for no reason lmao I just decided to go back to sleep, I didn’t wanna learn German anyway- ._.
so is it bad that i read manga and watched anime in class and slept and still passed with high 90's so all my teachers didnt care? aka amazing US school system
I’ve been a woke koala since I was 7 lmao
same
I just put a textbook in front of me so they think you’re studying
me and my friends use our third eyes for telepathy so we can invade eachothers dreams and maKE THEM WOKE
problem is I'm dam tall, I am two times taller than my friends
11:14 koalaaaaaa
WOKE koalaaaaaaa
From like age 8 to about now I've been staying up later and later in my daily life. Before it was like 8 instead of 7, and then like 10 instead of 8. And when I got I got to secondary school I started staying up to 12, and then even 1am and 2am and 3am. And now I sleep at 6am to 5pm.and I slept in almost every class in secondary school, and I can count the number of times I've been caught on 1 hand.
I'm turning highschool next year, so I came to the master for help
Wait are you saying that I have bin woke for my Entire 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade
Me watching this and being in 5th Grade-
Very usefull. 10/10 would barnicle again
I have a problem I’m giant both my parent are 6.5+ feet tall
Did anyone notice that at 0:09 the number on the microwave is 6:66
me a A-B student : yea I'm not following it
2:50 my brother when he tried to pull an all nighter and I had to wake him up Btw he still didn’t pull it off
why are we here? becuase we need to sleep in class
I got A+ :D in my dream
MASTER TEACH ME THE WAYS
I was a prodigy in this I can hear my teacher read and when I'm asleep
So I sleep in class a lot and I've only ever been caught once. So it was science and I was sitting at the back of the class in the corner, my teacher had put on a movie and the lights were out. I quickly fell asleep but when the movie was finished I hadn't woken up and my teacher had asked me to turn on the lights, when I didn't respond the person sitting infront of me started nudging me. I woke up and the entire class was laughing at me. T v T
Me: *sees title* Also me: is it possible to learn this power?
I have yet to fall asleep in a single class. The reason: *I CANT SLEEP*
I had a woke koala moment.... My teacher had the class reading out loud from our history book... And I had passed out.... The teacher called on me and I had somehow woke up and continued on reading on from where my classmate left off without much of a hitch... I was so impressed with myself and my teachers dumb look....
During exam. A girl sleept and snore
This is the year wen this is So op
Noce
Wow, those K-on! characters, you could really draw them as if it was a anime.
As a person who was sleeping 2 times or 4 on lessons it was position I was doing so I'm pro
I’m actively trying to remember what I did to get through my classes, but my memories just keep peacing out of existence. It’s kinda nice tbh
You sleep with your eyes open
my math teacher lets me watch anime at the front of my class while i do work lol he told the other math teachers and said it was because "I worked fast" meanwhile im twenty questions behind my seatmate
Online school makes this stuff wayyy too easy
MY CHEEKS HURT MSTER DAIDUS
I have one teacher and I have the teachers that hates sleeping and get super offended I closed my eyes my like 2 seconds and he brought me out in the hallway and flipped out lmao
i think his microwave is possesed, i think time cannot be at 6:66 monkaS
i've never been able to sleep in class but I had one friend that would always be sleeping in class
"KiRa KoAlA"
When you are a B+-A+ and you are about to try them
*watch this at 3 AM thinking about life*
You: maibe youre a night person! Me at 4:30 watching this video: okay, i really need this video-
You: did u- did u really click on this video?- Me: i know! I know! Im sorry TwT
What is the content of this channel?
The only trouble is i sit in the front i want to sit on the opposite side pf the class from my ex
I came here to learn but all I saw was myself
i sleep but with my eyes open B)
Bruh, are you scared of dogs?
Yugioh themes!!
so u just going to eat the microwave banana with no ketchup
How did this get 3.4mil. views?
its easier to fall asleep on zoom like once i accidentally fell asleep from math to science
lmao the filler joke had me dying 😂
My friend is good at everything except science and social studies. So gUESS WhAT She helps me with math and ELA, I help her with science and social studies. S I G H
The references on this video are amazing
🤣🤣🤣🤣doggo at the end is s'cute
3:54 Me being the tall person: *well sh-t*
Steins gate reference in the start
8:46 How dare he my class room is fUn and enjoyable
I would rest my head on my hand while having a pencil in my other hand that I would be move from time to time so it looked i was writing smth, plus you can even have some headphone in your resting hand 10/10 woke koala technique
Those are the teachers who give you homework that lasts until 4 in the morning and then say they didn't give you any homework.
Its like speaking to another master
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I’m a higher levelt class sleeper, when I sleep in class, I do it with eyes open and vision on the blackboard, but I’m just not awake, I nether listen nor do something while I have my eyes open because my brain is sleeping in that stage just my eyes are open but not working
shawty all you gotta do is turn off ur webcam
I was waiting to learn something new but surprisingly I I already knew all of this
Dayum I'm gonna have to pray for a new crackhead classmate who I am going to befriend 🏃🏽♀️💨 and USEEEE🤺
So this is how imma spend Christmas... damn😂💀
Me, twelve years old: *Daidus knows all and I shall learn how to be lazy just like him*
People don’t notice me anyway.
my friend mastered sleeping with her eyes open (like how?)
The death note reference was good but I’m still mad about the ending. I thought he was gonna write his own name in the death note and it be all poetic n stuff
Bruh i do that in math class hehe just saying
Yes teach me