How To Sleep In Class Like A Professional (High School/College Edition)
Master Procrastinator here, teaching you the ways of the Woke Koala. The third chapter of the Barnacle S. Guide.
Why isn't the koala a real bear?
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He doesn't have the right koalifications HAHAHA
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Teacher: Why are you sleeping Me: Dadius Teacher: Who? Me: DADIUS SLEEPER OF THEM ALL Teacher: get out Me: WHAT DID I DOO
I'm gonna start college soon so yes I need this man
Every night I lie in bed, I'm on my phone my eyes are red
thanks for da tips
When he said: *W O K E* *K O A L A* I really felt that
Some part work for home somehow, now i have enough sleep.
Why you put the banana in the microwave 👁👄👁
3:06 is he try'n to say something about beach episodes? because those are the best kind of episodes in any show
I finally found someone my level.
bananas in a microwave huh? Where have I seen that before? ;)
☕ helps too.
I have a social studies teacher who doesn't even mind if you sleep in his class
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am i the only one to have slept an entire period at the front of the class, and then getting a b- in the subject after sleeping the entire year
"Mae" "bee" 😆
8:08 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT BOMBERMAN IS!
Y’all should play :)
Bro I am that fat friend
I actually can be half sleep whit my eyes open
The bigger head the better😖😣😆😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn maybe I should stop paying as much attention it would relieve stress
I as a middle schooler already knew how to do this i am far more advanced then you, you degenerate weeb
2020 tips to sleep in class “say ur camera isn’t working set timer and sleep 😀👍”
Everybody: just listening to him speak me: OmG Is ThAt K-On?!
*I still don't get that intro*
My tip to making friends Wait until some friendly person comes up to you then after 5 weeks there you friend as I say suspiciously
I had my third eye woke First year I started I woke up whenever it was necessary and actually I was one of those kids who got really good grades but was sleeping in class and my friends came to me for help
0:11 maybe........ lol me sleeping in class everyday.
If your wondering why I clicked the video it’s cuz that I wanna know from da master
XD
All the references I understood. 1. Star Wars 2. Death Note 3. Goofy 4. Boku no Hero Academia 5. Spongebob 6. Pokemon 7. Attack on Titan 8. Shrek 9. The Last Airbender 10. One Punch Man 11. Naruto 12. Spider Man 13. The Simpsons 14. The Lion King 15. Toy Story 16. Ed, Edd and Eddy 17. The Lord of the Rings 18. Dragon Ball Z 19. Winnie The Pooh 20. The Ant bully (i guess?) 21. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 22. The Smurfs
Yeah, I just saw a woke koala using sharingan.
Where do you sleep if you are tall and have a SMALL class
Nice k-on referance
me: watching the seven deeadly sins=drafon ballZ=naruto all night mom:morning me:? my mind: noooooo schooooolll :ç mom: why is the seven deadly sin--,? me:morning me:i am e pro sleeper now :3
XD
Me: *falls asleep* Teacher: *WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING IN MY CLASS????* Me: *DOESNT MEAN MY EYES ARE CLOSED DOESNT MEAN IM NOT LISTENING* Teacher:then what was my question??? Me: about nouns and grammar Teacher:.....k
Im in online class so.... uhhh.... still helpful-
did he actually die :(
Imma just say I had an English exam and I made like the half of it then I fell asleep for like 15 mins and then i did the wholleee other shit in 5 mins sooooo op this tactic
Daidus- Since 6th Grade Me- Sinse 4th Grade
No, I didn't read the title.
Before my history teacher made me watch the most boring AMwine video I have ever seen in my life🙄 , I really wanted to do something like read my book instead but he told us we had to watch it 🤦♂️ . I kinda wish I fell asleep now 😑. And this came on and the transition made me laugh it zoomed into a woman’s lips and she had red lipstick on and then it zoomed out to a red car and idk why but I died of laughter I was trying to stop myself but couldn’t help it the boy sat next to me was also laughing to . Yes we were both laughing like idiots . I didn’t look around at the time I was just trying to stop myself from laughing which took a while but I can picture half of the class looking at me 😂
6:50 *There is an impasta among us*
Ayy I'm a woke kawala and get good grades and I can confirm your guide is 10/10 what I do already
I also sleep even if the classes are online. I just attend the online class and mute then sleep.
Now all you have to do is turn ur camera off :v
how did it take me a second to notice the nichijoh reference pogg
Why i am watching this video? Really i dont know why am loseing time.
This guy made an among us joke before it was popular "what is an fake noodle an impasta
You wanna know what, corona makes this like 99% easyer
Here’s an even better tip: never fall asleep and always be *woke* and if the teacher notices how much of a braindead potato you are, just tell her you stayed up all night doing the homework THEY assigned so they get off your back Works every time, now I drink coffee instead of water, have eyebags, and sleep in until 3 pm Or you can just take little naps in the bathroom stall during your classes with that one cool teacher who lets u do whatever, that works too-
I sleep in Learning English class because I speak Japanese and English!
I always sleep in class with a jojo pose
00:10 I just wanna watch ur vids
Im profesionl sleeper
Cmon man hurry up ma'ams gonna be here in 20 minutes
This came up through autoplay so the intro thoroughly confused me lol
0:36 *oKe*
Bro I’m always woke here’s a tip when the teacher raises her voice you awoke
I'm in technicum and my teachers are watching us and talking to us, so i will probably be caught but i'll try anyway and noone, exept me, can stop me.
I already am training my third eye But not in school, when I go back home from school I need to take a 20min train ride. So I just listen to music and then go to sleep, but my body has gotten so used to it, that I can just go to sleep and then naturally wake up one stop before mine. Today we were also watching a film in geography, like the entire lesson which is like 45min long. I watched the movie for 5min than passed out when the period almost ended I woke up and even remembered important bots of the film.
I just: Open my eyes and learn da wae of da fish
Tks this will help me in high school. Plus I look noice when I sleep. And I am tall, and I get good grades no matter what, my average is A. Plus I wish my homework consisted of Lord of the rings
The dislikes are from all the teachers
We need more legends like him
so im an absolute dumbass but i somehow get really good grades, so whenever i have a test in school i finish it quick as hell and then just sleep the rest of the test time! when a teacher has a go at me for sleeping i litterally just hand them my finished test and i actually get good grades on them
I’m still laughing at Woke Koala.
Distance learning tutorial please
I am ironically watching this video instead of sleeping
10:35 he didn't wake me up and the director screem to me :c
It's like me 99.9%
Holy shit, kerning pq's takes me back
this is now not possible you just mute yourself
Middle school is 99% participation
Daidus, did you ever have a teacher who wrote your name down when you were bad. Whenever I saw that teacher I think “No matter the amount of times you write them in your death note they’ll never die.”
One time I was sitting in the cover of the classroom on the floor and we were taking state tests and I fell asleep for the whole period...Best of all I was never caught in the action and finished the test next class. Another time I fell asleep while I was reading in class and umm I may have a drooled in the book...but I wasn’t caught sooo.
I was pro level in 6th grade
Btw if you see this mom it only happens once
I totally feel this I’m in 7th grade I only sleep in one class math but that’s mostly because that teacher is boring I’m in advanced math pre algebra is really easy lol
True tho I feel you
I’m an eighth grader and this is gonna be helpful in high school next year
Omg art hustory is the most boring thing-
We are 8 people in my class and after years of training i can still sleep without the teacher noticing ;-;
Hey, Daidus can you do a Primary school edition of these? And yes I am already in actual school right now, I'm 10 I'm already a Scum
Bit-- i just carry a sleeping bag bruh i dont NEED PERMISSION
How to be a$$ h*@& guide number- 500.
ok i have spotted a yaoi fanart
How to sleep in the class 1 just made u self to be the air 2 just sleep Ez man
My teachers let me sleep in class unlike everyone else in the class-
Dude I was soooo woke in HS I could sleep in any class no matter the teacher and they wouldn’t know
I did this during a class presentation. Right in front of the teacher's desk, and we had to clap after every presentation. I did it without raising suspicion
I was once a woke quowala in class...but it was online class
How to be a pro sleeper in class? Me: *Sleeping secretly* Teacher: *Throws some chalk* Were you sleeping?!?! Me: What! No! I just cant look to your handsome/pretty face Teacher: Ooh is that soo?
i like how they do like a plot behind the videos or something :3
0:59 Me when someone wastes the battery on my computer so I can’t animate
Daidus: *Puts bananas in microwave* Also Daidus: *asks questions about my life choices*
i already was a koala 5 years ago UwU yes that means i am a loser ;w;
Cant relate im homeschooled
I fell asleep in online school today and I FELT the floor boards of my mom coming to my room and I woke up at the PERFECT TIME. WOKE KOALA
I finally know what “squid up or squid nutrual” is Only people who master*****
.......I dont even prepare for the test
Me over here that lays on the ground