How To Sleep In Class Like A Professional (High School/College Edition)

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Master Procrastinator here, teaching you the ways of the Woke Koala. The third chapter of the Barnacle S. Guide.
Why isn't the koala a real bear?
He doesn't have the right koalifications HAHAHA
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  • Teacher: Why are you sleeping Me: Dadius Teacher: Who? Me: DADIUS SLEEPER OF THEM ALL Teacher: get out Me: WHAT DID I DOO

    Dr. DepressionDr. Depression10 ժամ առաջ
  • I'm gonna start college soon so yes I need this man

    Tanjiro.Goku_AMVTanjiro.Goku_AMV14 ժամ առաջ
  • Every night I lie in bed, I'm on my phone my eyes are red

    MintyPanda drawsMintyPanda draws14 ժամ առաջ
  • thanks for da tips

    NormalguyytNormalguyyt18 ժամ առաջ
  • When he said: *W O K E* *K O A L A* I really felt that

    marcus was frowningmarcus was frowning21 ժամ առաջ
  • Some part work for home somehow, now i have enough sleep.

    m4dlym4dlyՕր առաջ
  • Why you put the banana in the microwave 👁👄👁

    Ebony HollingsworthEbony HollingsworthՕր առաջ
  • 3:06 is he try'n to say something about beach episodes? because those are the best kind of episodes in any show

    Eli Hi-Rika (Eli) RossEli Hi-Rika (Eli) RossՕր առաջ
  • I finally found someone my level.

    CrabguyCrabguy2 օր առաջ
  • bananas in a microwave huh? Where have I seen that before? ;)

    Antonio MejiaAntonio Mejia3 օր առաջ
  • ☕ helps too.

    Elizabeth Monte SerratElizabeth Monte Serrat4 օր առաջ
  • I have a social studies teacher who doesn't even mind if you sleep in his class

    Steven BranSteven Bran4 օր առաջ
  • [*]

    Polish CubePolish Cube4 օր առաջ
  • am i the only one to have slept an entire period at the front of the class, and then getting a b- in the subject after sleeping the entire year

    I Don't Even KnowI Don't Even Know4 օր առաջ
  • "Mae" "bee" 😆

    Inno AdriasInno Adrias4 օր առաջ

    Adam MartinAdam Martin5 օր առաջ
    • Y’all should play :)

      Adam MartinAdam Martin5 օր առաջ
  • Bro I am that fat friend

    Iffy _Iffy _5 օր առաջ
  • I actually can be half sleep whit my eyes open

    Angel HernandezAngel Hernandez5 օր առաջ
  • The bigger head the better😖😣😆😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Kagiso MaepaKagiso Maepa5 օր առաջ
  • Damn maybe I should stop paying as much attention it would relieve stress

    Roger RojasRoger Rojas5 օր առաջ
  • I as a middle schooler already knew how to do this i am far more advanced then you, you degenerate weeb

    Pinhead LarryPinhead Larry6 օր առաջ
  • 2020 tips to sleep in class “say ur camera isn’t working set timer and sleep 😀👍”

    Alma tranAlma tran7 օր առաջ
  • Everybody: just listening to him speak me: OmG Is ThAt K-On?!

    Gage CareyGage Carey7 օր առաջ
  • *I still don't get that intro*

    [ Xx Luvlyanime xX ][ Xx Luvlyanime xX ]7 օր առաջ
  • My tip to making friends Wait until some friendly person comes up to you then after 5 weeks there you friend as I say suspiciously

    Noah Warren-smithNoah Warren-smith7 օր առաջ
  • I had my third eye woke First year I started I woke up whenever it was necessary and actually I was one of those kids who got really good grades but was sleeping in class and my friends came to me for help

    kool _chriskool _chris7 օր առաջ
  • 0:11 maybe........ lol me sleeping in class everyday.

    123blobby_xD123blobby_xD7 օր առաջ
  • If your wondering why I clicked the video it’s cuz that I wanna know from da master

    Aesthetic AshAesthetic Ash7 օր առաջ
  • XD

    Yuki crossYuki cross7 օր առաջ
  • All the references I understood. 1. Star Wars 2. Death Note 3. Goofy 4. Boku no Hero Academia 5. Spongebob 6. Pokemon 7. Attack on Titan 8. Shrek 9. The Last Airbender 10. One Punch Man 11. Naruto 12. Spider Man 13. The Simpsons 14. The Lion King 15. Toy Story 16. Ed, Edd and Eddy 17. The Lord of the Rings 18. Dragon Ball Z 19. Winnie The Pooh 20. The Ant bully (i guess?) 21. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 22. The Smurfs

    ManaN PatelManaN Patel7 օր առաջ
  • Yeah, I just saw a woke koala using sharingan.

    ManaN PatelManaN Patel7 օր առաջ
  • Where do you sleep if you are tall and have a SMALL class

    Sophia AndrewsSophia Andrews7 օր առաջ
  • Nice k-on referance

    the artistic onethe artistic one8 օր առաջ
  • me: watching the seven deeadly sins=drafon ballZ=naruto all night mom:morning me:? my mind: noooooo schooooolll :ç mom: why is the seven deadly sin--,? me:morning me:i am e pro sleeper now :3

    Alain VeerleAlain Veerle8 օր առաջ
  • XD

    Alain VeerleAlain Veerle8 օր առաջ
  • Me: *falls asleep* Teacher: *WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING IN MY CLASS????* Me: *DOESNT MEAN MY EYES ARE CLOSED DOESNT MEAN IM NOT LISTENING* Teacher:then what was my question??? Me: about nouns and grammar Teacher:.....k

    Benice MiguelinoBenice Miguelino8 օր առաջ
  • Im in online class so.... uhhh.... still helpful-

    Bea M.Bea M.9 օր առաջ
  • did he actually die :(

    Anika McletchieAnika Mcletchie9 օր առաջ
  • Imma just say I had an English exam and I made like the half of it then I fell asleep for like 15 mins and then i did the wholleee other shit in 5 mins sooooo op this tactic

    HamsterLostA GameboyHamsterLostA Gameboy9 օր առաջ
  • Daidus- Since 6th Grade Me- Sinse 4th Grade

    soVeXxsoVeXx10 օր առաջ
  • No, I didn't read the title.

    Hannah CaysHannah Cays10 օր առաջ
  • Before my history teacher made me watch the most boring AMwine video I have ever seen in my life🙄 , I really wanted to do something like read my book instead but he told us we had to watch it 🤦‍♂️ . I kinda wish I fell asleep now 😑. And this came on and the transition made me laugh it zoomed into a woman’s lips and she had red lipstick on and then it zoomed out to a red car and idk why but I died of laughter I was trying to stop myself but couldn’t help it the boy sat next to me was also laughing to . Yes we were both laughing like idiots . I didn’t look around at the time I was just trying to stop myself from laughing which took a while but I can picture half of the class looking at me 😂

    •marshmallow gacha••marshmallow gacha•10 օր առաջ
  • 6:50 *There is an impasta among us*

    Joel bakkaJoel bakka10 օր առաջ
  • Ayy I'm a woke kawala and get good grades and I can confirm your guide is 10/10 what I do already

  • I also sleep even if the classes are online. I just attend the online class and mute then sleep.

    Bhumi DrawzBhumi Drawz10 օր առաջ
  • Now all you have to do is turn ur camera off :v

    Jojo in One piece?Jojo in One piece?11 օր առաջ
  • how did it take me a second to notice the nichijoh reference pogg

    k4x1 rdak4x1 rda11 օր առաջ
  • Why i am watching this video? Really i dont know why am loseing time.

  • This guy made an among us joke before it was popular "what is an fake noodle an impasta

    kazuma - samakazuma - sama12 օր առաջ
  • You wanna know what, corona makes this like 99% easyer

    אמונה פינברגאמונה פינברג12 օր առաջ
  • Here’s an even better tip: never fall asleep and always be *woke* and if the teacher notices how much of a braindead potato you are, just tell her you stayed up all night doing the homework THEY assigned so they get off your back Works every time, now I drink coffee instead of water, have eyebags, and sleep in until 3 pm Or you can just take little naps in the bathroom stall during your classes with that one cool teacher who lets u do whatever, that works too-

    Code:016 -Hiro-Code:016 -Hiro-13 օր առաջ
  • I sleep in Learning English class because I speak Japanese and English!

    • SimplyGacha_Cøffee •• SimplyGacha_Cøffee •13 օր առաջ
  • I always sleep in class with a jojo pose

  • 00:10 I just wanna watch ur vids

    Flora_ GamingFlora_ Gaming13 օր առաջ
  • Im profesionl sleeper

    Kąpot UwUKąpot UwU14 օր առաջ
  • Cmon man hurry up ma'ams gonna be here in 20 minutes

    CyanCyan14 օր առաջ
  • This came up through autoplay so the intro thoroughly confused me lol

    The-Random- PhanThe-Random- Phan15 օր առաջ
  • 0:36 *oKe*

  • Bro I’m always woke here’s a tip when the teacher raises her voice you awoke

    Tommy BiekerTommy Bieker15 օր առաջ
  • I'm in technicum and my teachers are watching us and talking to us, so i will probably be caught but i'll try anyway and noone, exept me, can stop me.

    DemonicShadow 2211DemonicShadow 221115 օր առաջ
  • I already am training my third eye But not in school, when I go back home from school I need to take a 20min train ride. So I just listen to music and then go to sleep, but my body has gotten so used to it, that I can just go to sleep and then naturally wake up one stop before mine. Today we were also watching a film in geography, like the entire lesson which is like 45min long. I watched the movie for 5min than passed out when the period almost ended I woke up and even remembered important bots of the film.

    LemonPeaceLemonPeace15 օր առաջ
  • I just: Open my eyes and learn da wae of da fish

    Random CrackersRandom Crackers15 օր առաջ
  • Tks this will help me in high school. Plus I look noice when I sleep. And I am tall, and I get good grades no matter what, my average is A. Plus I wish my homework consisted of Lord of the rings

    PercyKqvPercyKqv16 օր առաջ
  • The dislikes are from all the teachers

    U smell like fishU smell like fish16 օր առաջ
  • We need more legends like him

    YB UCHIHA 宇智波YB UCHIHA 宇智波16 օր առաջ
  • so im an absolute dumbass but i somehow get really good grades, so whenever i have a test in school i finish it quick as hell and then just sleep the rest of the test time! when a teacher has a go at me for sleeping i litterally just hand them my finished test and i actually get good grades on them

    WixWix16 օր առաջ
  • I’m still laughing at Woke Koala.

    _ Benz1004 __ Benz1004 _16 օր առաջ
  • Distance learning tutorial please

    Austin DanenhauerAustin Danenhauer16 օր առաջ
  • I am ironically watching this video instead of sleeping

    Google AssistantGoogle Assistant17 օր առաջ
  • 10:35 he didn't wake me up and the director screem to me :c

    kadagkadag18 օր առաջ
  • It's like me 99.9%

    Me MeMe Me18 օր առաջ
  • Holy shit, kerning pq's takes me back

    Mr PandasianMr Pandasian18 օր առաջ
  • this is now not possible you just mute yourself

    Husain AdwanHusain Adwan19 օր առաջ
  • Middle school is 99% participation

    UselessUseless19 օր առաջ
  • Daidus, did you ever have a teacher who wrote your name down when you were bad. Whenever I saw that teacher I think “No matter the amount of times you write them in your death note they’ll never die.”

    Rocket GodRocket God19 օր առաջ
  • One time I was sitting in the cover of the classroom on the floor and we were taking state tests and I fell asleep for the whole period...Best of all I was never caught in the action and finished the test next class. Another time I fell asleep while I was reading in class and umm I may have a drooled in the book...but I wasn’t caught sooo.

    StrawberryMilk and HappyLemonStrawberryMilk and HappyLemon19 օր առաջ
  • I was pro level in 6th grade

    CitrusCitrus19 օր առաջ
    • Btw if you see this mom it only happens once

      CitrusCitrus19 օր առաջ
  • I totally feel this I’m in 7th grade I only sleep in one class math but that’s mostly because that teacher is boring I’m in advanced math pre algebra is really easy lol

    Andrew WebbAndrew Webb19 օր առաջ
    • True tho I feel you

      CitrusCitrus19 օր առաջ
  • I’m an eighth grader and this is gonna be helpful in high school next year

    Andrew WebbAndrew Webb19 օր առաջ
  • Omg art hustory is the most boring thing-

    Madi LeeMadi Lee19 օր առաջ
  • We are 8 people in my class and after years of training i can still sleep without the teacher noticing ;-;

    Chibi ChanChibi Chan20 օր առաջ
  • Hey, Daidus can you do a Primary school edition of these? And yes I am already in actual school right now, I'm 10 I'm already a Scum

  • Bit-- i just carry a sleeping bag bruh i dont NEED PERMISSION

    Jotaro kujoJotaro kujo21 օր առաջ
  • How to be a$$ h*@& guide number- 500.

    RandomRandom21 օր առաջ
  • ok i have spotted a yaoi fanart

    Park jimin BTSPark jimin BTS21 օր առաջ
  • How to sleep in the class 1 just made u self to be the air 2 just sleep Ez man

    Alone HawkAlone Hawk21 օր առաջ
  • My teachers let me sleep in class unlike everyone else in the class-

    •Kandi••Kandi•21 օր առաջ
  • Dude I was soooo woke in HS I could sleep in any class no matter the teacher and they wouldn’t know

    yoursweetloveyoursweetlove21 օր առաջ
  • I did this during a class presentation. Right in front of the teacher's desk, and we had to clap after every presentation. I did it without raising suspicion

    Ke OkKe Ok22 օր առաջ
  • I was once a woke quowala in class...but it was online class

    Elizabeth BilyeuElizabeth Bilyeu22 օր առաջ
  • How to be a pro sleeper in class? Me: *Sleeping secretly* Teacher: *Throws some chalk* Were you sleeping?!?! Me: What! No! I just cant look to your handsome/pretty face Teacher: Ooh is that soo?

    Gacha Kookiez RabbitGacha Kookiez Rabbit22 օր առաջ
  • i like how they do like a plot behind the videos or something :3

    João vitor Vieira de matosJoão vitor Vieira de matos23 օր առաջ
  • 0:59 Me when someone wastes the battery on my computer so I can’t animate

    White wolf AnimatesWhite wolf Animates23 օր առաջ
  • Daidus: *Puts bananas in microwave* Also Daidus: *asks questions about my life choices*

    Jacob CJacob C23 օր առաջ
  • i already was a koala 5 years ago UwU yes that means i am a loser ;w;

    Ellie Gacha MelodyEllie Gacha Melody24 օր առաջ
  • Cant relate im homeschooled

    ThatOneGirlThatOneGirl25 օր առաջ
  • I fell asleep in online school today and I FELT the floor boards of my mom coming to my room and I woke up at the PERFECT TIME. WOKE KOALA

    Jayson LewisJayson Lewis25 օր առաջ
  • I finally know what “squid up or squid nutrual” is Only people who master*****

    Skate 2Skate 226 օր առաջ
  • .......I dont even prepare for the test

    Rikuto KooRikuto Koo27 օր առաջ
  • Me over here that lays on the ground

    Night SnatcherNight Snatcher28 օր առաջ